May 2013
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
WatchUglyontheoutside:
part of your world
unclefather:
i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..
balladsofloveandhate:
Is there a hallmark card for “I accidentally saw the outline of your dick the other day and it was impressive”???
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So this is actually one of my favorite blogs because Zach has great taste in everything and has nice eyebrows anddddd he’s obsessed with Carrie so yeah if you like nice eyebrows and Carrie and stuff check his shit out!
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mia-jpgr:
women’s band merch disappoints me to no end
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Besides the constant reminder of a 5 dollar T-shirt from urban outfitters, I had completely forgetten that I used to like GNR. Oh.
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amoying:
amoying:
what did the toilet say to its significant other?
urinal my thoughts
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
dontnuts:
if you have an outie belly button im sorry
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
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“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
^^^concert life^^^ (via justacurbsideprophet)
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
searchingformymorticia:
AH 80s music. Reminding me of a happier time. A time where I wasn’t alive.
